Introduction

Y: FIRST!

D: Seriously dude? ... Seriously? Whatever... Anyhow, hey guys, my name is Darvin and this is my blog about my summer adventures! Be sure to check in every wee-

Y: ...

D: I don't think you understand the finer points of written humor. You were supposed to cut me off and mention how it's "our" blog... but you can't cut me off with an ellipsis... since... it makes no sound...

Y: But you never finished your sentence, so I did cut you off.

D: Okay, getting too meta for me...

Y: Dude everything I do I do meta. After like two days of blogging I will have deconstructed this entire thing into the skeletal framework of the futility of blogging.

D: ... Okay, well... this seems like a fun summer... Okay, well, basically this is going to be the blog of our adventures this summer. We're two college students who are summer roommates while we work in jobs on campus. We'll blog every week about some fun stuff we do and the food we make. Even though neither of us have cooked before, how hard could it be? We're both science-y people... we're used to measuring and mixing and whatnots... Right?

Y: So yeah look forward to loads of weekly adventures with us and our friends as we go through our lives. Fun! Friends! Fantastical failures that result in the loss of said friends!

D: ... I... don't know what to say to that... ... I like our friends, dude... Anyhow, tune in this Monday for our first non-introduction post. We're both going to move into our summer rooms on the 6th. I mean, it shouldn't be that hard of a move, so I'm sure everything will go just fine.

Y: Speaking of fine, how much do we get fined if we start a fire in the room?

D: Please... tell me you just wrote that for blog material... ...

Y: Well, I mean hypothetically, in a theoretical sense, some combustion event happening as a thermodynamic thought problem. Purely academic.

D: If you actually do damage... it'll be $300 PER OCCUPANT... plus other expenses... Well... with that covered and a lot to think about housing arrangements tonight... see you Monday!

Y: FIRST! Yeah that's right I got...hey where are you going?

-QED